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A delayed subway train is no excuse for not having an excuse

At the MTA, we believe time is but a mere construct. Coincidentally, the subways are undergoing constant construction and the timetable for completion is indeterminate. Recognizing the havoc these never-ending renovations have wrought, the MTA has undertaken the development of an Official Excuse generator. While an excuse can’t save you time, it can save you from being fired, dumped, or shunned.

Generate your Official MTA Excuse below.


Excuse me


You’re excused

(We're hoping it's more accurate than the arrival times at the subway station.)